Daily Archives: June 23, 2015

Denver Real Estate Investing, deplex, triplex, apartments, housing

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Jeff Keitleman's job change after years behind some of D.C.'s biggest real ...
Washington Business Journal
D.C. real estate attorney Jeffrey R. Keitelman is moving on to his next challenge after nearly 20 years at DLA Piper, where he has helped put together blockbuster deals like marrying Israeli investor Alony Hetz Properties and Investments Ltd. to D.C ...

An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his real estate agent to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

Mon, 08 Jun 2015 09:29:42 -0700

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, “I had only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 for a new baptistery.”

“Well, since we’re confiding in each other,” said the doctor, “I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000."

The real estate agent was aghast "I'm ashamed of both of you, I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."

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New Jersey Real Estate: 943 Jennifer Lane, Beach Haven West, Manahawkin


Asbury Park Press

TR to regulate real estate soliciting: 5 things to know
Asbury Park Press
TOMS RIVER – A revision to the township's peddling and soliciting ordinance would place restrictions on people who attempt to buy property here through door-to-door solicitation. Here are five things to know about the ordinance that would regulate ...

Android v. iOS screen real estate

Sat, 15 Nov 2014 12:49:29 -0800

When I upgraded from my 2013 Moto X to the 2014, I was disappointed that the larger screen didn't buy me any more screen real estate. Now that lollipop is out and the UI has gotten even bigger, it's worse. I did some comparisons with my girlfriends iPhone 6 this morning, and it hurts even more that her 4.7 inch screen shows significantly more information than my 5.2. Might look into rooting and changing my DPI settings down the road, but just wanted to throw up some comparisons. Anyone else bummed out by this? Any solutions?

Screenshots here: http://imgur.com/a/Dmqex

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