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Bargain hunters looking at Chinese real estate
Asia Times
The decline in the Chinese real estate market is such that people are finding bargains in Shanghai, the country's financial capital. Last month, a private fund run by Singapore-listed ARA Asset Management purchased a 20-story office tower in Shanghai ...

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The hottest real estate trend: expansion teams
Inman.com
The hottest real estate trend: expansion teams. Broker and agent Lisa Archer of Live Love Homes explains how they work. Inman · editorial@inman.com · InmanNews Oct 27, 2015. Key Takeaways. Expansion teams are a way to expand your real estate ...

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An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his real estate agent to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

Mon, 08 Jun 2015 16:29:42 +0000

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, “I had only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 for a new baptistery.”

“Well, since we’re confiding in each other,” said the doctor, “I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000."

The real estate agent was aghast "I'm ashamed of both of you, I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."

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