Real estate for sale in Dumont New Jersey – MLS# 1500110

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Dreaming of $4 million real estate in Long Beach
Long Beach Press Telegram
The Treasure Island pad is a “real trophy house,” said Realtor Keith Muirhead, who has worked in Naples for 32 years. Located on the canal at 5668 Naples Canal, Muirhead said. “It's a nice little pocket on Treasure Island, which is the most prestigious ...

An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his real estate agent to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

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At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, “I had only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 for a new baptistery.”

“Well, since we’re confiding in each other,” said the doctor, “I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000."

The real estate agent was aghast "I'm ashamed of both of you, I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."

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